Terlambat Nyabut-nya ...#HumorGusdur

Suwuk Gus Dur untuk Dahlan Iskan

Konon ketika Dahlan Iskan sakit gigi kebetulan duduk dekat Gus Dur.

Dahlan: "Gus, tolong disuwuk gigi saya sakit."

Gus Dur: "Oh ya, tapi ada syaratnya?"

Dahlan: "Apa Gus syaratnya"

Gus Dur: "Ada 3 pertanyaan, tapi hanya ada 1 jawaban. Kalau bisa jawab, saya akan suwuk."

Dahlan: "Apa Gus pertanyaannya?"

Dahlan Iskan penasaran.

Gus Dur:

"Mengapa orang bisa sakit gigi?"

"Mengapa rumput bisa lebih tinggi dari tanaman padi?"

"Mengapa wanita kok bisa hamil?"

Dahlan: "Wah...jawabnya sulit, Gus...!"

Gus Dur: "Ketiga tiganya, hanya sepele jawabnya, yaitu karena terlambat nyabut"

Dahlan dengar jawaban itu, tertawa ngakak dan lupa akan sakit giginya.

#HumorGusDur

source https://mobildanmotorbekas.blogspot.com/2021/05/terlambat-nyabut-nya-humorgusdur.html

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