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MENYENANGKAN LAKI2 ITU GAMPANG

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MENYENANGKAN LAKI2 ITU GAMPANG 

1. Kasih dia makan
2. Temani tidurnya
3. Biarkan asyik sendirian
4. Jangan banyak diawasi
5. Jangan banyak dilarang 

Gampang kan? 

MENYENANGKAN PEREMPUAN JUGA TAK KALAH GAMPANG 

Bersikaplah sebagai seorang... 

1. Teman
2. Sahabat
3. Pacar
4. Kakak
5. Ayah
6. Guru
7. Tukang ojek
8. Tukang listrik
9. Tukang pipa
10. Tukang besi
11. Tukang kayu
12. Penata meubel
13. Penata gaya
14. Seksolog
15. Ginekolog
16. Psikolog
17. Psikiater
18. Pembasmi tikus
19. Tabib
20. Pendengar curhat
21. Panitia hajatan 

Kamu hanya perlu.... 

22. Sabar
23. Bersih
24. Simpatik
25. Atletis
26. Hangat
27. Perhatian
28. Gagah
29. Cerdas
30. Lucu
31. Kreatif
32. Tulus
33. Kuat
34. Pengertian
35. Toleran
36. Bijaksana
37. Ambisius
38. Bertenaga
39. Pemberani
40. Bertekad
41. Jujur
42. Bisa diandalkan
43. Bersemangat 

Jangan lupa... 

44. Selalu memuji
45. Menemani belanja
46. Menjawab apa adanya
47. Cukup uang
48. Tidak menekan
49. Tidak melirik perempuan lain 

Sekaligus... 

50. Memberi banyak perhatian
51. Memberi banyak waktu, selalu siap diajak ngobrol 
52. Memberi banyak ruang, jangan mengeluhkan tempat menyimpan sepatu 

Dan yang paling penting... 

53. Jangan pernah melupakan
* tanggal ulangtahun
* tanggal pernikahan
* jadual acaranya




source https://mobildanmotorbekas.blogspot.com/2022/08/menyenangkan-laki2-itu-gampang.html

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